$STAN was born from past mistakes. Stan no longer takes his banker's advice to put his grandma's checks into a money market mutual fund, with earnings reinvested into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest.
It’s NOT gone!
Stan now follows grandma Marsh’s advice and buys whatever he wants… $STAN. We’ve all been like Stan, invested into a worthless crypto token... and it’s gone! Don’t make the same mistake… buy $STAN
$STAN makes money
Cartman is eight and he pays 2% tax. The tax is reinvested into shitcoins & moonshots chosen by our expert panel of Chad’s and $STAN holders. Any profits from shitcoins are used to buyback and burn $STAN.